Hiram the Professor
You can make cold hard cash! ...perhaps
SBT - Channel 19"s #1 SHOW!!!
Sinisterly Bad Theater, known to the locals as 'SBT' is a cult hit among those seeking a little fun, a little nostalga and who need to be 'skeerd' a little. It's hosted by Hiram, a retired factory worker, and Old Jim Wafford of Logan Street Signs and Banners (conveniently NOT located on Logan Street ANYMORE!). Some folks hang around just to see the skits promoting Jim's business as the sponsor and some hang around for the old classic horror and sci-fi films. WATCH SATURDAY NIGHTS AT 10PM ON CHANNEL 19
Hiram and Ole" Jim Wafford - Stars of the Show
Hiram lives with his hideously ugly wife Margaret and a black cat (which he believes has ESPN allowing it to predict future sporting event scores) in Westfield. He's paranoid about being annexed into Carmel. His only known friend is 'Slasher Guy' who hides in the bushes outside of his trailer. Hiram retired from Firestone in Noblesville (back when the 'Mericans owned it) and spends alot of this time developing hair-brained ideas that typically fail.
Jim Wafford is the owner of Logan Street Signs and Banners. Since sponsoring SBT, Jim's business has GROWN 1000%!. Why, he can't go anywhere without folks saying, "Hey, you're that guy on TV on Saturday night!" Jim's been accused of being Hiram's twin brother separated at birth. Tune in Saturday Night to 'Sinisterly Bad Theater' and make your own opinion. NOW THAT'S SKEERY!
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