Hiram lives with his hideously ugly wife Margaret and a black cat (which he believes has ESPN allowing it to predict future sporting event scores) in Westfield. He's paranoid about being annexed into Carmel. His only known friend is 'Slasher Guy' who hides in the bushes outside of his trailer. Hiram retired from Firestone in Noblesville (back when the 'Mericans owned it) and spends alot of this time developing hair-brained ideas that typically fail.
Jim Wafford is the owner of Logan Street Signs and Banners. Since sponsoring SBT, Jim's business has GROWN 1000%!. Why, he can't go anywhere without folks saying, "Hey, you're that guy on TV on Saturday night!" Jim's been accused of being Hiram's twin brother separated at birth. Tune in Saturday Night to 'Sinisterly Bad Theater' and make your own opinion. NOW THAT'S SKEERY!
Check out Hiram as he morphs himself into a slightly gay elf... all in an attempt to gain sympathy from Carmelites who might kick in an extra $500 for his trouble. Problem is, the tights are ridin' up on him as he dances. Watch him dance HERE
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