Hiram lives with his hideously ugly wife Margaret and a black cat (which he believes has ESPN allowing it to predict future sporting event scores) in Westfield. He's paranoid about being annexed into Carmel. His only known friend is 'Slasher Guy' who hides in the bushes outside of his trailer. Hiram retired from Firestone in Noblesville (back when the 'Mericans owned it) and spends alot of this time developing hair-brained ideas that typically fail.
Jim Wafford is the owner of Logan Street Signs and Banners. Since sponsoring SBT, Jim's business has GROWN 1000%!. Why, he can't go anywhere without folks saying, "Hey, you're that guy on TV on Saturday night!" Jim's been accused of being Hiram's twin brother separated at birth. Tune in Saturday Night to 'Sinisterly Bad Theater' and make your own opinion. NOW THAT'S SKEERY!
Check out Hiram as he morphs himself into a slightly gay elf... all in an attempt to gain sympathy from Carmelites who might kick in an extra $500 for his trouble. Problem is, the tights are ridin' up on him as he dances. Watch him dance HERE
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Hiram's Magical Carbon Based Writing Utensil
Not be confused with carbon based lifeforms prevelant on star trek.
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Friday, December 8, 2006
Hiram's wealth redistribution plan
Thousands of Hamilton County residents and Millions of Carmel citizens have this problem.
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